Story #315

When I came out to my parents it was a complete accident. My girlfriend broke up with me a week before and I was heartbroken. I had told my parents how stupid my “friend” was and told them the entire story from the third person point of view. On my way out the door, my dad said, “Why do you care so much? It’s not like you were going out with her……*blank stare*…..right?…” I was NOT prepared for that and froze up. He became extremely awkward as did my mother. I said, “Welp…don’t think too hard about that one, you might hurt yourself” and got out the door as fast as I could.